When all else fails... go to the buffet.

Southerners are FAMOUS for our buffets. Anything you could possibly want (fried chicken, batter-dipped fish, salad, fruit, and in some cases, people) we have a buffet for it... I mean, sure, the smorgasbord originated in Sweden, but God hates them just as much as gays so there MUST be some corralation.

I digress... Seeing as how I on my man-period, i decided to treat myself to the most amazing of buffets I have ever encountered... Sobu Sunday Brunch Buffet; a gorgeous, chafe dish-laiden extravaganza of Japanese cuisine. For $16.00 + tax and tip (18% gratuity included, so be careful not to OVER tip) you can dine on Crab Wantons, Dim Sum, Shish Kebabs, Tempura Vegetables, as well as more then 15 varieties of sushi, freshly prepared before your HUUUUUNGRY EEEEYES!!

What better way to wake up on a Sunday, especially today, which celebrates International Zombie Awareness Day, and feast on chicken, crab and all the yummy melt-in-your-mouth sushi I can handle... If the God of my fathers, a.k.a. Bully, did anything right, it was inventing Japanese people to make my dining experiences that much more enjoyable.

Thank you, Big Kid, for not buring me too bad with that magnifying glass.